Naughty Doormat Designs

Naughty Doormat Designs

Regular price $49.00
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Now look, if you're not afraid to whack a swearsie on your doorstep, we're not afraid to paint them! 
*Walk All Over Me takes no responsibility for offended Mother-In-Laws/ Posties/ Door-to-door salesmen!*

  • Oh Shit, Not You Again.
  • Fuck Off BOLD
  • Fuck Off SCRIPTIVE
  • Turn The Fuck Around
  • Piss Off BOLD
  • Piss Off SCRIPTIVE
  • Did You Text First?
  • I Like It Dirty
  • Shoes Off Bitches
  • Shoes Off Fuckers
  • Bad Bitches Only BOLD
  • Bad Bitches Only SCRIPTIVE
  • Welcome To The ShitShow
  • Can't You Just Text Me?
  • Did You Call First?

Hand-made with love and shipped from Perth, Australia.
We use high quality, water resistant paints and dyes on all our products.

Doormats are suitable for both indoor and outdoor use, though indoor, or sheltered is recommended for a longer life.
Please be aware that coir, as a natural product may be lighter in some areas, darker in others, have small patches of denser or sparse hair. All our mats are super high quality and hand-picked, but may have small imperfections or quirks.. hey, just like me and you!

Size: 40cm x 60cm / 16" x 23" inches.
Weight: 1.3kg.

Cleaning: A heavy shake every now and then will get rid of lots of debris from your mat, otherwise you can vacuum or spot-clean with a mild soap. Do not machine wash/tumble dry or use bleach.

PLEASE ALLOW UP TO 8 DAYS FOR THIS PRODUCT TO BE DISPATCHED (AS SOME ARE PAINTED-TO-ORDER)


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